The story up to now:
-)OMAGWAD aliens are fucking up the entire Earth
-)np, bitches, we can still turn the tables
-)cool
-)while they keep razing the earth, raping people and generically eating us alive, go in their uber ship of doom and rip it apart. (would you mind taking their space compression trickery back? It would be awesome for my room)
-)fuck yes, we finally have them
-)"No, kurono, let them live. One of them totally told me not to blow them up like a firework".
-)K
Author, I'm disappoint.