Monad said:
Sasuke: Naruto i raped Sakura the night she was found on the bench when i left the village. No virgin pussy for you.
Naruto: Damn you! I wanted to bang her at least once but i will stil forgive you since am thinking of marrying Hinata.
Sasuke: Hahahaha! I raped her too when she was in the hospital. Neji did me a good favor by leaving her in such a mess. She couldn't even move an arm.
Naruto: DAMN YOU! That virgin pussy was definitely mine. I'll kick your ass! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Sasuke: Hey, i told you i wanted to revive the Uchiha didn't i. Got to get bitches pregnant. Besides am a teenager i have hormones and shit and i always have to play the cool emo so i had to relief some frustration. Although now that i think about it it was a bad choice. Fucking 12 year old's didn't even had thier periods yet. I bet they could get pregnant now though. After i defeat you i'll revive my clan. All your pussy are mine, muhhahaha.
Karin: Start with me!
Sasuke: Shut up. No one wants an easy bitch like you.
TenTen: Don't tell me you raped me too?!
Sasuke: -_- Emm...who are you again?
TenTen: FUCK! FUCK THIS SHIT! I can't even get raped in this manga?! That's it i had it. Enough with getting no screen time. Fuck Kishimoto. Naruto rape his ass with a rasengan and then we will get marry. My pussy is still virgin so is fine.
Naruto:Emm..
TenTen: Just do it before i kill both of you! I'll marry you even if i have to drug you, and then you'll become a Hokage. i'll get my freaking screen time as Hokage's wife and show the middle finger to Kishimoto so stop looking at me like an idiot and kick this emo guy's ass already.
Naruto:ok
Sakura/Hinata: about that rape thing...
Ten Ten: SHUT UP! bitches you already got plenty of screen time! No one gives a fuck. Nothing new anyway,have you looked at anime forums and fanart. You've been fucked six ways to Sunday countless times so enough with the innocent act you sluts. Now is my tern.
That whole effin thing played out in my mind and I'd LOVE to have it done for real loool.