After four years, He Yiming finally became a Sect Master, activated the sect system, and received sign-in rewards!

The system summoned the souls of humans from Earth, reshaped their bodies, and  made them disciples of the sect!

With that, the sect’s style of operation drastically changed!

Even though they couldn’t even kill the monsters in the novice village head, they just had to do a su*cide attack to defeat it. That, and a whole lot of shenanigans as they innovate the world of cultivation!

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  1. PerfectAbyss
    PerfectAbyss rated it
    This concept has significant narrative potential, but it falls victim to the prevalent issue of "dragging on for financial gain." The abundance of repeated, unfunny references, particularly to anime, becomes tiresome over time. Moreover, the story loses its appeal and becomes monotonous.
  1. DaoisteqzVGe
    DaoisteqzVGe rated it
    This warning is hilariously amusing, but it comes with a strong disclaimer - prepare yourself for a relentless barrage of absurdity that might test even the most robust sense of humor. The players' madness seems to escalate uncontrollably, spreading like a contagious joke. Amidst the chaos, there's a dark comedy peppered with occasional heartwarming moments. Bear witness to the legendary Beefnoodle and their siblings as they embark on a hilarious quest for dominance, inadvertently driving everyone else around them into a comedic frenzy.
  1. ScarzzKEh
    ScarzzKEh rated it
    As of Chapter 151, our sect has 88 members, mostly skilled players, with a few exceptional talents in specific game genres. Some excel at Minecraft construction, others in racing, and some even lead guilds. Even those not named are dedicated gamers, clocking in 8 hours daily. These disciples demonstrate competence, often transcending their realm, thanks to the resurrection mechanic and strategic thinking within a wuxia context.

    Initially, I underestimated the players' intelligence from the summary, but they've proven me wrong with their creative ideas, like consuming poison to defeat demons or refining resources for better items. They've even improved cultivation methods through specialization.

    However, there are a few issues:

    1. Terminology can be confusing. The novel uses unconventional abbreviations like "W" for 10,000 or "300W" for 3 million, which may confuse non-native readers. A more standard notation like "K" (thousand) would be clearer. Additionally, the phrase "hold the grass" is repeatedly used without a clear meaning, despite numerous attempts to decipher it.

    2. Repetition becomes tiresome, particularly with overused phrases like "hold the grass" and excessive anime references. While initially amusing, these elements lose their novelty after numerous occurrences.

    3. Quality deteriorates significantly after Chapter 25, with nonsensical sentences and subpar editing. This decline justified my lower rating, as later chapters resemble machine-translated content.

    In conclusion, while the novel's humor and unique gameplay dynamics earn it a 4.2-star rating, the translation and editing quality drop it to a 3.5/5. I'd suggest giving it a try, but if poor grammar bothers you, it might not be the most enjoyable read.
  1. _god_of_chaos_
    _god_of_chaos_ rated it
    The title, viewed from the MC's perspective, might be perceived as a slight understatement – his "disciples" are indeed seen as lacking in comparison. The objective reality is that they possess fewer constraints than the MC himself. Fundamentally, the MC operates on a 'hardcore' mode, with only one life, while his followers function more like 'softcore' players with unlimited chances or resets. These individuals, often professional gamers, endure immense challenges by pushing their limits, sometimes enduring losses as low as 5% of their resources.

    Many of their actions would prove detrimental or fatal for the MC. Despite the criticism the title received, particularly regarding its accuracy in representing the story, I still believe it didn't effectively capture the essence. However, I appreciate the VR interpretation of the cultivation world, which adds depth and realism. It breaks free from the monotonous 'one-path-to-victory' narrative, evoking the sense of a expansive, three-dimensional open-world where one could, metaphorically, leap out of a seemingly confined space.
  1. Zoftex
    Zoftex rated it
    "MC has taken on the role of a sect leader and can now attract followers from his origins on Earth. For others, it's just a game, but for him, it's his very existence. The idea that they find it amusing is hilarious! The chapters are concise and the plot easy to follow. This novel stands out as one of the most entertaining reads on the platform."
  1. Draekai
    Draekai rated it
    The initial 40 to 50 chapters were fantastic, but the subsequent 30 or so chapters were merely satisfactory. As the second batch of characters was introduced, the narrative became overly exaggerated, losing its depth. I've reached Chapter 320, and unfortunately, the story hasn't improved since then. The author's writing has become excessively wordy, filled with poorly executed monologues, annoying sound effects, and tedious dialogue. Recycled scenes abound, and the plot lacks progression or engaging villains. All the "bad guys" come across as one-dimensional and cartoonishly foolish, turning the story into a childish spectacle.

    Despite my initial enthusiasm, the story's quality decline significantly after its promising beginning. If I could rate it based on that start alone, I'd give it 2.5 stars. However, considering the drastic drop, it doesn't deserve a solid 3-star rating.
  1. DaoistCultureOQV
    DaoistCultureOQV rated it
    First and foremost, this novel is quite generic. There are some clever elements, like transforming waste into a higher quality product, but humor-wise, it falls short compared to other works like "Gamers of the Underworld." The recurring theme of a love interest inaccessible due to societal differences and the reliance on the 'Respawn' mechanic for character growth becomes repetitive after 30+ chapters.

    Now, let's address the drawbacks. One major issue is the excessive use of the phrase "hold the grass," which becomes a cringe-worthy cliché. It appears in countless situations, from praising someone's appearance to expressing emotions. This overuse takes away from the immersion.

    Additionally, referring to the sect leader as "brother" seems inappropriate given the MC's real-life context. While it might be a term of familiarity in the game, it feels disrespectful for the disciples to address their master that way, even if it's a fictional setting.

    Another pet peeve is the decision to establish the sect in a barren wasteland, despite having a system that supposedly provides unlimited resources. The MC's lack of questioning and reliance on the system's guidance feels unrealistic. A more compelling narrative would involve the MC and the system working together to grow and evolve.

    The author missed opportunities to develop the story further by having the system guide the MC's actions more actively, providing crucial information and motivating him to learn and adapt. Instead, the system seems to function as a magic solution that conveniently grants powerful abilities without explanation.

    In conclusion, while there are some redeeming aspects, the excessive clichés and underdeveloped dynamics between the MC and the system detract from the overall quality of the story. The potential for a deeper exploration of the system's capabilities and its impact on the MC's journey is squandered, leaving readers unsatisfied with the Deus ex machina moments.
  1. ElIgor
    ElIgor rated it
    First and foremost, please approach this novel with a light-hearted attitude, as the author doesn't intend for it to be taken too seriously. It's a delightful comedy web novel. Initially, I would have steered clear of such a low-rated read, but my decision to give it a chance proved fortunate.

    This story falls into a unique category: a cultivation novel infused with elements from Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games (MMORPG), along with aspects of kingdom-building and sect formation, all cleverly intertwined with an abundance of otaku pop culture references and slapstick humor.

    To my surprise, despite its unconventional premise, the plot offers genuine intrigue, and the characters are engaging and entertaining. Honestly, I believe this novel,尽管并非尽善尽美, is a fantastic read – particularly if you can overlook the occasional overused cliché like "hold the grass." Give it a shot; you might find yourself pleasantly surprised.

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