Once upon a time, there was an assassin who became unemployed.
As his pocket grew thinner, he decided to go around and offered his services like a door-to-door salesman,
“Do you have any enemy? One head is one hundred taels.”
It was such a good offer, yet for some reason, no one took it until…
“Do you have any enemy? One head is…fifty taels.”
“I don’t have any enemy, but I can hire you as my bodyguard.”
“Assassins also have their pride.”
“Fifty taels a month, food and accommodation included.”
“Deal!”
Ever since the assassin became unemployed, a silly short story was born.
