I don't even know how to feel. Sorachi didn't just jump the shark he somersaulted over the shark and then grew wings and flew away. I can't believe this 500 year old immortal space vampire nonsense is happening in this manga. If this were the summary for some fanfiction I'd raise an eyebrow like ' bro are you serious' and scroll on. But it's not that, it's actually real.
I wanna find a time machine.