The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

  • Genre： Other
  • Author： سارة
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  • Status： Complete

  • Rating(4.3 / 5.0) ★

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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  1. KangGalonUWT
    KangGalonUWT rated it
    Didn't want the story to end. thank you Author for a wonderful journey so far. I really enjoyed reading this book.
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  1. DaoistGuru
    DaoistGuru rated it
    It's better than the fire novel, at least.I like funny, overpowered stories.There aren't really any inconsistencies, per se. The author just doesn't understand how literally anything works.He says a company worth 150 billion is small, and just starting. I understand different currencies exist, but it's still a bit weird  since a massive company is only worth 350 billion.He forgets and changes usd to yuan later on for a bounty.The MC has a great golden finger, but it's super shallow. I wrote a joke when it finally happened, but it seemed like anything said about the MC became true. But only if it was good. When he gets called fat, nothing happens.Also, he magically has a perfect memory outside of the Golden finger. I'd be okay with that, except it literally is such an easy scene for him to get that from his golden finger, that it feels stupid. He's already basically a perfect guy even before the golden finger, according to the author. (Not the old reincarnation, the new one.) 95/100 looks, genius, great memory, good personality. Just needs to work out a bit. The author doesn't understand hacking at all, so him writing about it is annoying. If rather it was a fantasy world so I didn't have to care.Other characters didn't seem to have very unique personalities at all.  I don't remember any great comedy, only cringe from cliche.This premise makes for a good comedy or face slapping novel, at best. But that's really not what this is.At least, the closest to that is when he claims to easily be able to cook a steak.I don't think I even know anyone who can't cook a steak. Technology makes it easy.Anyway, it's an okay book overall, but nothing special.
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  1. Melshan
    Melshan rated it
    My large saber is again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again unable to endure the thirst! I like this novel!!
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  1. Ethernal7
    Ethernal7 rated it
    I read up to chapter 60.There are so many chapters about other characters.Background times ten.Not much was stated about the main character.He was sick because his mom got poisoned.He ran away and they found him (or so they thought).Then there are lik 51 chapters about he side characters.The premise is somewhat interesting but the lack of focus makes this horrible.
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  1. CarlQuinteroVlJ
    CarlQuinteroVlJ rated it
    Oh, now I know why a lot of my coworkers slack off! They just awakened this system, it's not because they are useless bums. I didn't know how common this system is.
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  1. Valfren
    Valfren rated it
    Hello again Wolfy. Just checking in. How’s life been?
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  1. Aurelius_Imperator
    Aurelius_Imperator rated it
    Her long lean legs were on full display, her brown long beautiful locks waving along as walked down carefully watching her steps. My hands itch to touch her soft and lustrous locks. Her dress looks so hot on her lean body and the way she keeps tucking the strands of her hair behind her ear while they come out every time was mesmerizing. She looked like an angel descending down directly from heaven. Every time I see her, she looks even more beautiful than the last time, even if that's possible. Time has done justice to her beauty. She is not that chubby old Reb anymore. Seeing her like this makes me wonder if she ever was chubby because one could see no signs of chubbiness on her now. The colour of her dress makes her look so fiercely hot and makes me want to... Wait, she is wearing the same colour as me. Looks like this night is going to be fun.
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  1. itarotchi9gz
    itarotchi9gz rated it
    Daniel enters the room with doctor and showed me the antidote. I put her on the bed and doctor gave her the injection. Daniel had already told the doctor about her situation and I know Dr. Flynn can now handle the situation.  I watch him doing her dressing on wrist.. thank God it was just a cut.. nothing much serious. But about the drug... I was still worried. I can't wait more, -"Dr. Flynn.... how's she.??"
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