How Not to Die as an Ecchi Academy Instructor

When an ordinary teacher takes a job at the infamous Ecchi Academy, he expects the usual challenges—grading tests, keeping students in line, and maintaining professionalism. What he didn’t expect was constant life-threatening chaos.

From the moment he steps into the academy, he finds himself surrounded by danger—not from monsters or villains, but from his students, fellow teachers, royalty, goddesses, and even the laws of reality itself.

A Survival Story Disguised as a Harem Comedy
Accidentally becomes the target of every powerful female warrior in the world.
Gets mistaken for a legendary hero, demon king, and even a god.
Ends up married to princesses, queens, elves, demons, and deities—by accident.
Survives multiple assassination attempts from jealous kings and angry fathers.
Gets caught in an all-out war between nations, races, and gods—just for existing.
At one point, reality itself collapses, and even the author enters the story.
And Yet… After Everything…
Through all the madness, Sensei realizes there was always one person he cared about—a normal classmate from his past. Someone who wasn’t caught up in divine conspiracies or harem wars. Someone who saw him for who he really was.

Finally, after escaping the madness, he makes the biggest decision of all—to confess his feelings and live a normal life.

A Story of Escalation, Chaos, and Finding Peace
From a simple teacher to the most wanted man in the world, to the one who defied fate itself. But in the end, all he really wanted was a quiet, normal love.

A legendary tale of insanity, romance, and survival—until the very last confession.