Guess I'll Just Follow the Plot Myself! [Apocalypse]

Qi He has spent twelve years as a professional game tester—an expert in bug-hunting and executing wild in-game stunts.

One day, he drops dead unexpectedly and wakes up in a post-apocalyptic world.

On Day 1, he’s bound to a system and informed that he’s a cannon fodder character in this world.

He must follow the script and act out each key plot event exactly as written.

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Plot Point #1

System summary:

“You’re selfish and despicable. Relying on the kindness your parents once showed him, you demand the most powerful ability-user, Yan Chuanbai, come pick you up in City H.

Yan Chuanbai gives you food, but you see it’s expired—and toss it right in front of him.”

Script loaded:

[Inside a cramped rental room, Yan Chuanbai kicks down the door. His cold gaze sweeps over you, and he throws a bag of bread at your feet. This is the last of his rations. But you—]

SYSTEM ERROR.

System: ?

Qi He: ?

…

Waste it?

Qi He: “That’s what I’m best at.”

“Guess I’ll interpret this my own way. ^^”

Next moment: BANG!

Yan Chuanbai bursts into the tiny room.

In this apocalypse where only the strong survive, Yan Chuanbai hates nothing more than useless burdens.

Especially a “deadweight” like this guy—shamelessly leveraging old favors and completely incapable of fighting.

But slowly… something seems off.

[You look at the encroaching zombie horde, then viciously decide to drag your teammate down with you—]

Qi He: “I pick him up and run.”

Yan Chuanbai: ?

[You think darkly: If I’m going to die, I’m taking my team down with me—]

Qi He: “I sing a song.”

Teammates: ???

System: ………………

Qi He’s nonstop bug-exploiting sends the story into freefall.

The system, now dead inside: This isn’t just field expertise—he’s a walking disaster.

Pairing

Overpowered, grumpy old-dog gong x outrageously flamboyant, bug-abusing crackhead shou