Rewriting the Ending of a Total Team Wipe Comic

Transmigrating into a comic as the cannon fodder——Normally entails one holding on to the protagonist’s reliable thighs to ensure a smooth life ahead

Either the thighs of the male and, or female lead

Or the thighs of the antagonist

Regardless, one can enjoy being sheltered from the elements

The problem is, this comic, is a comic with a Downer Ending, in capital letters!

All the main characters, from the male to female leads to all the antagonists are dead!

The thighs will be there, but all sawn off!

In this world destined for ruin in war:

The choices are
1. Become a companion of the male lead, to fight on until meeting one’s demise on the battlefields
2. Stay far, far away from the male lead. Live as removed from the troubles brewing throughout the world as possible, and enjoy what little peace there will be

Anyone who thinks in a remotely human way will pick option 2

Right?
…
… Right?

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“If I wasn’t told that this is a form of love, I would only be able to see it as the naked blade it is.”

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Author’s remarks: Happy ending in the end; high Western fantasy; dual male protagonists.
TL’s remarks: The novel features no explicit romantic development between all the leads.