TranXending Diarrhea

Never read the novel, but always a loss to lose a translator to real life... that being said, Raven had the most epic leaving post

Short version
https://www.wuxiaworld.com/post/tra...y-with-tranxending-vision-ends-at-chapter-800

Longer version (NEEDS A READ)
https://translationraven.wordpress....m-not-translating-tranxending-vision-anymore/

I feel for her and hope that not translating the novel will provide some semblance of normalcy... That being said, the post was pure comedic gold. I could not put down reading it. This post will be archived onto my computer at how well descriptive it was. I could just visualize the conundrums you were in and strangely felt both sympathetic and satisfied at the end. Regardless as you step away from the translating circle please do not stop writing, continue to do so in some capacity.

Thanks 

Yeah, my first thought while reading about the kids vomiting all night long was "at what point are you going to take these kids to a doctor?" ... But, eh, maybe that's an overreaction. The kids were fine in the end, anyway.

Not like it's always easy or affordable to see a doctor, either. 

I still strongly prefer the lengthy description over radio silence.
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.... I can't think of any amount of milk and hot sauce that wouldn't be unholy to mix together.

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By the way, have you guys read the infamous Gummy Bear Sufferer's Logs?
short excerpt:
SpoilerTitle: It’s all true.. all of it.
July 28, 2018
"I ate 6 of these things to aid along in digestion. I figured it was a tastier way to rid myself of a weeks worth of backup. I might as well have swallowed a nuclear bomb and topped it off with an enema. The good news is my digestive system is back on track. The bad news is I will never eat another gummy bear and may have flushed part of my soul down the toilet. God speed my friends..."
The next next review is titled "Night of 1000 waterfalls"

edit: heres another two good ones:
SpoilerTitle: Five Stars
July 26, 2018
Sweet, soft, fruity, delicious. And my gastrointestinal tract has never been so sparkling clean!SpoilerTitle: thank God for these.
December 4, 2018
I am on a diet and I crave gummy bears. These hit the spot. I read all the funny reviews and they are spot on. [...] But on the upside I lost 10lbs after eating 1/2lb of the gummy bears. [...]
link: https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Can...show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

(And yes. The fact that this exists and has attracted so many colorful reviews amuses me alot.) 

Just don't drink unfiltered beer after fresh yoghurt, especially if you had eaten something like authentic Korean or Sichuan cuisine before 

This would be a fine post of TIFU. 

Nothing of value was lost here except a good translator. Novel itself is garbage at best. MC is a shit, the girls around him have a case of penile worship and the villains are about as intelligent as a rock. Did I mention the novel is nationalistic and every other country is the issue?


Good luck with the kids dear translator! 

Cool story (it's worth a read to you ppl who have not read it), but we already had this thread earlier at :
https://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/tranxending-diarrhea.93572/ 

Well, there is imodium. Treating diarrhea is pretty easy
There is also Metronidazole
You take one pill after the first bout of diarrhea. I am shocked that the kids had to suffer for days.