Imagine receiving 98 rejections out of 100, something gotta be sus when the number turns out to be real. But thirst can notoriously lead to dehydration, which in turn impairs cognitive function. If all your blood rushes into your pants it doesn't help at all, lmao.
For real, in such a case you better expect one heck of a catch. Spreading her std to every guy she can find, tho? She's a really nasty one.
