I Beg You All, Please Shut Up

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Author: The Cycles Of Heaven Doesn’t Exist,天道不轮回,
  • Translator:
  • Status: Completed

  • Rating(3.8 / 5.0)

College Freshman Chu Tian suddenly obtained a special ability – his body would automatically transform according to the comments made by others.

Deskmate Yang Rong: “Hehe, it’s truly great to have an expert hacker as my deskmate.”

Chu Tian whose knowledge in computers was limited to installing operating systems became a super expert hacker in an instant.

A random female student: “Sigh, if only my boyfriend is built like a model.”

Happening to pass by that female student, Chu Tian’s body started to transform. In a flash, he became a handsome model of a man.

The prettiest girl in school: “Chu Tian, do you know how to play basketball?”

When Chu Tian was about to say he doesn’t, a boundless amount of basketball knowledge assailed his head and transformed him into a slam dunk king.

In less than a year, Chu Tian looked to himself in the mirror and sighed, “Sigh, I beg you all, please shut up.”

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  1. Itzmeanurag
    Itzmeanurag rated it
    In my review, I gave it a 4-star rating, which can be broken down into a 4.5-star translation aspect (despite some spelling errors, the translation is generally strong and consistent) and a 3-star story content. The concept itself is intriguing – having the protagonist react to strangers' words is a unique premise. I would have loved to explore that further. However, the story abruptly ends after Chapter 10, and what follows is a typical Chinese novel formula – focusing on appearance, wealth, and gossip. Even the supposedly non-material characters come across as shallow. There's a chapter where the kind and beautiful female lead mocks another woman's looks, all because of a miscommunication and her desire to date the main character, a basketball prodigy and tech genius. This reveals a disappointing lack of depth.

    Overall, it serves as a decent representation of its genre (modern Chinese wish-fulfillment tale), but the wasted potential of turning the initial concept into a superficial, stereotypical story about a perfect male model is regrettable.
  1. Carol_Santos_Souza
    Although it might be an overused trope, Li Sisi's story was engaging until the point where a female character negatively impacted the narrative, causing it to decline from decent to low-quality. The interactions between the protagonist and this character were unappealing and uninteresting.
  1. Winterfuldayfwe
    Winterfuldayfwe rated it
    The reading experience is highly enjoyable, and the narrative moves at an engaging pace. The characters' personalities are well-developed, and the powers haven't escalated to the point of destroying the world just yet. I appreciate how the protagonist takes the time to relish his abilities for personal pleasure, not drawing unnecessary attention. Moreover, his confidence comes across as genuine, not arrogance, which prevents any feelings of being belittled.
  1. arkofdark
    arkofdark rated it
    Certainly! Here's the translation:

    "Well, you've certainly proven yourself as an excellent translator by getting past the paywall! The writing remains fairly light and casual, akin to a slice-of-life style. However, considering the author's decision to make content behind the C70 paywall, I gather that the titles from C500++ onwards might delve into a more intense narrative. Let's hope it stays true to its core essence."
  1. Aceion
    Aceion rated it
    This is a decent "escape reality" wish-fulfillment story, suitable for mindless entertainment. The protagonist effortlessly acquires extraordinary abilities to tackle any challenge, such as hacking, combat, sports prowess, and even regeneration similar to Deadpool. For those who don't expect a well-structured plot, it can be an enjoyable self-insert harem read.

    However, my main issue lies with the translation quality which significantly deteriorates after Chapter 100. It's evident that a different translator took over, possibly relying on machine translation, which drastically affects the readability. "Fantasy World Online" is already known for subpar translations, but this particular work stands out as particularly poor, making me seriously consider dropping it.
  1. Markogolas
    Markogolas rated it
    The narrative can be seen as a polished "Gary Stu" wish fulfillment tale, elevated by relatively strong writing compared to others in its genre. Despite the reliance on forced plot contrivances, it offers a decent amount of detail and turns out to be surprisingly entertaining.

    Positive aspects:
    1. The writing is commendable, with a coherent plot and relatable characters, despite the magical elements.
    2. The main character (MC) functions adequately as an overpowered protagonist, albeit with some clichéd traits.

    Negative points:
    1. The premise lacks explanation and seems absurd; while it's central to the story, constant avoidance of delving into its logic starts to erode my interest.
    2. The MC's attitude can come across as overly convenient, typical of "Gary Stu" narratives.
    3. Mixing a potential harem theme with a protagonist who stubbornly resists romantic advances feels disjointed. It's unclear why the author chose this combination.

    Unique elements:
    1. The inclusion of computer hacking with a well-developed backstory adds an unexpected twist.
    2. The basketball aspect is still up in the air – it remains to be seen if it will contribute meaningfully to the story.

    In summary, the story provides a decent distraction, with light and easily digestible content. While there's a balance between enjoyable moments and absurdity, time will tell if it evolves into something more substantial.
  1. brendansmithXH4
    brendansmithXH4 rated it
    I believe this is an exceptional urban novel. Initially, the story offers a relaxed and enjoyable slice-of-life atmosphere, with events unfolding smoothly. Around chapter 150 or so, the plot takes an unexpected turn, revealing a fantastical world incorporating elements such as vampires, werewolves, and ghosts. The protagonist finds themselves caught up in this extraordinary situation and embarks on a mission to eliminate these creatures. The author's portrayal of this segment is masterful, as the main character uncovers the truth through chance encounters, gradually piecing together the reality without being overly reliant on stereotypical "superpowers" that some might perceive as nationalist.

    Each of the character's abilities is utilized effectively, not just in isolated instances, as some readers have suggested, with basketball skills being a notable exception. Enhanced physics and the 'Deadpool' ability, in particular, play crucial roles in combating supernatural beings, while hacking enables the protagonist to employ innovative tactics like homing rockets for their eradication efforts. Critics might initially find the fantasy aspect mundane or silly, but as the story deepens and the mysteries unfold, it becomes increasingly captivating.

    In conclusion, dismissing the seemingly 'useless' abilities is unwarranted, as they serve a purpose in the narrative progression. Highly recommended for those who can overlook the initial奇幻 elements and dive into the engaging plot.
  1. bigmadtoe
    bigmadtoe rated it
    At first, it was quite amusing, but the focus shifted too heavily towards romance. Typically, this is where the story takes a predictable turn: the protagonist (MC) ends up with the number 1 beauty, which is a common plot point. However, from there, the character's behavior becomes overly romantic and illogical, as they engage in inappropriate actions even though they are in a committed relationship.

    The MC, despite having a girlfriend, continues to flirt with another woman, Li sister, which goes beyond mere flirting. The justification for this infidelity is often portrayed as the girlfriend's inadequacy, suggesting she fails to meet his needs. It would be more reasonable if their relationship were not officially defined.

    Furthermore, the story falls into the cliché of a low-key hero, facing unnecessary scrutiny like when accused of theft for purchasing a necklace worth 19 million yuan. He initially lies about its price, putting both himself and others at risk. This kind of excessive display of wealth and power in urban genre narratives often feels more engaging than this instance, where the MC is unable to provide for his girlfriend properly.

    If you're looking for something light and have limited reading options, this might be suitable. However, if you have a variety of other appealing titles, I'd recommend those instead. Overall, my rating would be 2 out of 5.

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