Evolution- From the Bottom to the Top

\"Alrighty then, so you\'ve died. Um there are no summoning rituals in any universe right now, yeah thats definitively a new record. Which is either highly suspicious or really good.\" MC looks confused as he scans over the desk at the bunch of papers. The spirit replies,\"oh right you have no idea whats going on. So when a god chooses a mortal or the like, a summoning spell is attached to your soul. It looks as though someone cut it. And thats the problem. Well, Best thing I can do right now because you were the millionith person to get nuked, is to send you to some recently born planet with a couple newbie gods governing. Hmm, yeah. You shouldn\'t die too soon, right?\" The spirit looks at me. I nod in my spectral form. \"Alright, good. Now it should start any minute now.\" The light starts to fade. \" Um, bye?\"

\"Wait Oh right! Since it\'s a new planet with a system of magic and such, there won\'t really be any of the starting races like humans or elves or goblins. So you\'ll have to start at the very beginning. Good Lu-!\"

Darkness overrides my vision and all I can think is

\'Crap.\'

Warning: Trash novel. You\'ve been warned

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Hey guys, this is my first story and I\'ll try to update as much as possible so please give us authors some slack! Oh and don\'t forget to tell me if there are any mistakes, thx and there\'s a little profanity.)