Synopsis:
“Uncle, it’s bad! Senior Sister Danqing has been captured by a monster!” The junior brother rushed back in a panic.
It’s fine, she’s not Tang Sanzang—she’ll fight her way back.
Soon after, “Uncle, Senior Sister Danqing has been captured by a monster again.”
Oh.
…
Nonsense! She never loses aggro, so why do monsters keep coming in waves after she sends them off!
Danqing, fighting her way back in a sorry state, gritted her teeth and slapped a notice on the gate of Zhi Wei Guan:
Kneeling and begging to bind with a hateful face that can withstand harassment,
Requirements: capable of ascending to the Immortal Realm and descending to the Demonic Path, presentable in the hall and skilled in the kitchen,
I can heal, DPS, lie dead, and even fake death. Not a Bai Fu Mei, with nothing to offer in return except pledging myself in marriage.
Finally, those who play with emotions: Vendetta!
Nurturing, Bickering Lovers


