“In ancient times, there was a gold-swallowing beast named Bai Wan. Bai Wan was unparalleled in brilliance, no one before or since has been able to match; Bai Wan was charming….”
“Speak human tongue.”
“Sh*t Shoveler, kiss me la!”
(Note: “Sh*t Shoveler” here refers to a person who cleans up after pets, such as a pet owner.)



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