My Pick Up Artist System

  • Genre: Urban
  • Author: SamsaraWithWords
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  • Status: Ongoing

  • Rating(4.3 / 5.0)

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

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*No Netorare or Yuri.

*If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot.

*Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one.

*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st.

*If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews.

RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

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  1. NlovestoreadQAM
    NlovestoreadQAM rated it
    Did you buy that novel or find it somewhere to read for free? When i tried googling it there were only e-shops and reviews.
  1. Lennon Charley
    Lennon Charley rated it
    This is by far the most hilarious webnovel i have ever read. I found myself laughing until my stomach hurts multiple times in the same chapters. I would reccomend this to annyone. Bonus points for giving actual useful advice for picking up girls
  1. Sandra
    Sandra rated it
    "If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st."

    Just this make me refuse to read this novel. Too much arrogance from writer, even if it is justified
  1. Mamie Rhodes
    Mamie Rhodes rated it
    I suck at reviews, I am one of those silent readers who never do any commenting and reviewing. But when I do write about a book, I take it seriously. This book has the potential to become one of those top must read. And I say that because I did a similar review (and my only other review) with Einlion's EPIC work back when it was still early in the story. The events that take place in this story are becoming more and more fluid as the author continues to write. You can really see the progression as more chapters come out. Chapter releases are being pushed out at a very satisfying momentum and the comedy is like a breath of fresh air when you are bogged down in the trenches of all these other novels
  1. Julius Lowell
    Julius Lowell rated it
    Most deserving 5
  1. Bernice Jacob
    Bernice Jacob rated it
    I’m a girl, and well, the relationship stuff in the novel’s pretty accurate...
    Besides that, I’m enjoying the book. I don’t read ML ever, but a friend told me this one was really funny so I gave it a try. It surpassed my expectations :)
    Also loved the author’s replies in the comments, like an extra layer of funny. Don’t miss those!
  1. Otto Southey
    Otto Southey rated it
    When i first saw the Cover and Name i thought this would be like every other System Novel around here but apon a recommendation from a freind and reading the Summery i must say this novel keeps blowing me away! The comedy is spot on and dosnet pull any punches which i adore. Every new chapter seems to draw me deeper into the world and made me genuinely care about the Protagonist of this story and relate to the obstacles he must go through to move on. The Foreshadowing and the Suspense building makes me eagerly wait every new Chaper release to get my fix and with the speed in which the chapers are releasing i must say their is never a dull moment in my reading sessions as i eagerly await a chaper update notification while at home or at work. This has some Amazing potential and i cant wait to be here as it rises the ranks to the top!  

    So as a summery, Amazing Pacing aswell as comedy and character development, sprinkle in the Occasion NSFW scenes and suspense and you have what i consider one of if not the best up and coming Novel ive read! I highly recommend this to anyone looking for a good novel to sink their litterary teeth into you wont regret it!

    P.s Sorry for how long this reveiw this is my first one and this novel is so good i could resist writing one down! you could say this novel took my first~
  1. Vicky Ferdinand
    Vicky Ferdinand rated it
    the writing is amazing, the word play and comedy is great. the characters are amazing too, the girls are likeable and sort of normal. it has amazing references, almost like Gintama with some chapters being a parody

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