My Husband Smells So Good, But He Only Wants to Be Brothers

  • Genre: Adventure
  • Author: 樵山牧野
  • Translator: Lost Nexus
  • Status: Ongoing

  • Rating(4.3 / 5.0)

All-rounder in farming and money-making, sunny and obedient little white rabbit – Zhuang Yubai
Master of both literature and martial arts, cunning and mighty scholar – Meng Zhizhang

Straight guy Zhuang Yubai transmigrates into an ancient “ge’er” (a term for a male who can bear children).
A top student in modern agricultural science, suddenly finds himself struggling to fill his stomach and clothe himself.
What to do?
Farm! Make money! Bind himself to the scholar in front of him and become his angel investor!

[How to make the “first pot of gold”?]
“Appeal” to human weaknesses and develop addictive snacks – shrimp chips.

[With startup capital, officially start making money and supporting a man.]
The shrimp chip business grows bigger and stronger, gaining fame in villages, towns, and counties.
Targeting tea and charcoal, with high added value and high return rates, he takes friends and neighbors to soar together.
Establish a vineyard, from vine seedling cultivation to wine-making and estate building, enriching the people and filling the national treasury.

[Develop new fertilization techniques, increasing national grain production and income. Revered as the reincarnation of Shennong.]
While the family coffers are overflowing, the straight “ge’er” and his “good brother” support each other, becoming each other’s pillars.
In the process of outsmarting unscrupulous villagers, punching arrogant county bullies, and kicking evil clansmen, Zhuang Yubai notices the other party’s gaze becoming increasingly strange.
Bro, don’t mess around! I’m straight!

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*First Meeting
Zhuang Yubai (tied up and thrown on the bed): Brother, I’m really not a thief! But you… so strong and mighty, how do you look like a scholar?
Meng Zhizhang (puts down his fist and hides it behind his back): If you keep being stubborn, I also know a bit of martial arts.

*Refusing to Leave
The house is bare, with only one wooden bed.
Zhuang Yubai (pats the pillow): Come on up! We’re both men, what’s there to be afraid of?
Meng Zhizhang (Adam’s apple bobbing): …This is not proper etiquette.
Zhuang Yubai (extends both hands): Etiquette? Tie me up, I like sleeping tied up!
Meng Zhizhang (eyes shaking): …

*Marriage Change
Zhuang Yubai hears the scholar is getting married.
And it’s with… a man?!
No way! I’m homophobic!
We agreed to be soulmates, but you’re marrying a man behind my back!
Then what about all those nights we shared a bed?
Am I a rogue?!

*In the midst of chaos, Meng Zhizhang flips over and pins him down:
“Zhuang Yubai, how long are you going to pretend!”
Zhuang Yubai looks completely innocent.
He didn’t know that the original owner was actually Meng Zhizhang’s fiancé.

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