Master Swindler

Lu Qingjia, once a slag provoked someone who he shouldn’t have. With great difficulty he saved his dog life, on the premise he would never appear before the other.
He entered a horror game and unexpectedly they had a chance encounter.
The man in front, a resentful bloody ghost crawling out of a closet to his back rushing towards him to take his life.
The situation was life threatening. Naturally, he didn’t have time for hypocrisy.
Lu Qingjia stepped forward and pulled out the ghost slowly crawling its way and yelled: “Why the f*ck are you so slow? With your sluggish and foolish manner you won’t even be able to eat sh*t while it’s hot and you still want to eat people”. Then, he hid inside the closet and refused to come out.
Ghost: ……?
The next time they met, the person said towards him: “Either come out or just sleep in the well together with that water ghost in your arms.”
Lu Qingjia; “This isn’t a matter of self esteem, it’s just that we hit it off, I want to chat with him all night and let him feel the long-lost warmth”
Water ghost: ？？？Don’t touch Laozi!