Eclipse Roulette: I Bet My Existence Against the Universe

The universe is a sentient, gambling-addicted entity that periodically holds cosmic death games where civilizations bet their continued existence. Earth was supposed to participate, but someone accidentally deleted humanity’s invitation. Now, the universe’s enforcer—a cocky, interdimensional debt collector named Lux—arrives to wipe out Earth for its "no-show."

Enter Veyron Cain, a degenerate gambler and disgraced ex-quantum physicist, who drunkenly challenges the universe itself to a high-stakes game in Earth's defense. The prize? If he wins, Earth survives and gets one cosmic wish. If he loses, humanity gets erased retroactively—as if it never existed.



The game isn’t poker or chess—it’s Eclipse Roulette, a game Lux invented that mixes reality-warping puzzles, strategic betrayals, and quantum randomness.

The game board? All of existence.

The players? Veyron, Lux, and twelve of the most dangerous, absurd beings across the multiverse, including a time-traveling hitman, a planet-sized con artist, and a demon who only speaks in spoilers.



Reality bends with each round. One moment, Veyron is playing blackjack on Saturn’s rings, the next, he’s in a haunted casino where the cards bleed when they lie.

The stakes are absolute. If Veyron loses a round, he might lose concepts like “color,” “love,” or “the ability to breathe oxygen” from human existence.

He has no idea how to play. Lux makes up rules on the fly, forcing Veyron to out-cheat an omniscient trickster god.

Every competitor is trying to kill, manipulate, or seduce him. Including a cosmic lawyer who argues that “Earth’s existence was a clerical error” and a rogue AI that bets in parallel timelines simultaneously.