I Cheat Death at a Tavern to Become a Cultivation Legend!

[Immortality + No Female Lead + Cautious MC + Strategic Schemer + Dark Comedy]

After waking up, Xu Nuo finds himself in the vast realm of immortal cultivation—and he's been blessed with the gift of eternal life! To avoid becoming everyone’s coveted target, Xu Nuo decides to lay low and bide his time, steadily growing stronger in a small tavern.

No aptitude for cultivation? No worries! Xu Nuo discovers his own unique training method: sacrificing his lifespan!

Forget conventional techniques—let others practice those. Xu Nuo only trains in forbidden arts.

Bloodthirsty Sword Technique: Each swing costs ten years of lifespan... Take my ten strikes…
Blissful Scripture: To master this skill, one must self-castrate… I’ll make the cut myself…
Middling Yin Secret Technique: Requires forming a contract with dark spirits and performing unnameable acts…
Hundred Tribulations Demon Body, Bone-Eroding Dao Heart, Embryo Easily Becomes the Tathagata, Transformation into the Three Pure Ones…

“Oh, hell no!”

As Xu Nuo casually unleashes various bizarre forbidden techniques, the entire cultivation world begins to tremble!

“I, Xu Nuo, despise two kinds of people: those who betray me and those who prevent me from betraying others!”

Driven by a desire for absolute freedom, Xu Nuo embarks on a path of outwitting and ambushing everyone he meets!