After reading hundreds of danmei novels, Lin Jing went and left a frenzy of complaints on White Sugar Squash's recent serialized work:
[ It's always the same routine where the gong leads the shou to improve. Author, are you using AI to write novels? ]
[ The gong is always described with terms like “chiseled facial features”, “broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs”, and “deep eyes”. Times are changing, yet the author's aesthetic taste seems to still be stuck in the distant Jurassic Period! ]
[ And a nuclear explosion level stunning beauty? Have I been laughing so hard that I've gone crazy? Can a man's beauty really prevent a world war? ]
He even posted several reviews filled with criticism which were each thousands of words long, almost causing his own cell phone to explode from all his typing.
And then… he transmigrated and became the main character in White Sugar Squash's dropped ABO novel. He was even given transmigration system who couldn't do anything useful but was number one in talking nonsense.
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But the world he transmigrated into seemed to be different from what had been advertised. Ah, this was literally a book transmigration scam.
Lin Jing: [ Where are the promised badass alphas? The marshal? The study god? The emperor? And the invincible top gong, Gu Morong? ]
The useless system: [ They are all on the Capital Star waiting for you… your favor. ]
Lin Jing: [ What about the alphas with their two meter long legs who were supposed to stride out in a row like F4 race cars and line up in front of me? Where are they? ]
The useless system: [ Perhaps the author deleted this part after you criticized it? ]
Lin Jing: [ … Then, where is the omega who is supposed to be beautiful, domineering, powerful, and is just waiting to get cleaned up by the top tier alphas? ]
The useless system: [ It's you, it's you, it's all you… ]
Lin Jing: [ Open your titanium dog eyes wide and look clearly. Do I look like that to you? ]
––He'd transmigrated onto an uninhabited, deserted planet where only the Zerg roamed.
However, he gladly accepted life on this desolate planet where he didn't have to work 996, didn't have to attend ‘brainwashing’ conferences during his off time, and where there were no alphas who wanted to date him.
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Unexpectedly, there was a sudden thunderous roar, and an alpha dropped down from the skies… Wait no, a love rival dropped down from the skies.
Since they were all omegas, why compete against each other? They should hold hands and become good brothers instead!
Brother, in the future, as a powerful omega role model, you will blaze new trails, overcome all obstacles and conquer the world. I will be your solid backing, drinking yogurt and eating ice cream while watching you mop the floor with those arrogant alphas!
Eh… it's just, this love rival seems to be acting a bit strange?
He keeps showing concern over my delayed differentiation, and likes to feed me pheromones when he's idle. It seems like… he even wants to mark me?!
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One sentence introduction: My love rival wants to mark me every day
Theme: Everyone is their own universe
