A Failure in Everything, I Can Only Become the Pirate King

Norton Sager always had a dream: to become a wealthy landowner with a vast estate, supporting many people who depend on him. He imagined himself hiring secretaries, commanding a group of underlings, exercising authority when needed, and relaxing with music and dance when not. With the help of the “Fist of the North Star” cheat he gained after transmigrating, he thought this dream would be easily attainable. But luck wasn’t on his side… He tried to become the King of Farming, but his crops yielded nothing. He attempted to become the King of Fishing, but he never caught a thing. He aspired to be the King of Dancing, only to be met with martial law. Bodyguard King, Bounty King, Mercenary King… all ended in failure! So, there’s only one thing left to do—become the Pirate King! Translation Original: 事无成的我只能去当海贼王