"Hello, who is this?""I want a girlfriend that is perfectly fine and gorgeous as me""....""Well, as far as I can remember this is not a love hotline"".....""And as far as I also can remember, this is a hotline for Baskin Robbins, an ice cream s

"Hello?""Uhm.. Hey?""Wait... You don't sound like my mother""Unless I was miraculously aged a trillion times and somehow birthed a daughter I never know even if I'm a male, then yeah, I'm not your mother""Then who are you?""A per

"Hell -""I'm so sorry, Mom. I forgot to call you in the morning""Don't worry dear.. I can live without hearing your voice"[ beeps ][ calls again a few minutes later.. ]"Why did you not tell me you're not my mother!?""How can you be

"What the actual hell? Are you a recruiter of Disney?""Dude, seriously? Who wouldn't love Disney? It's the most magical place in the whole world""Have you ever been there in the first place?""Well, no""Then go away and sing all your woe

"Sure, sure, whatever you say, Mr. Super Sight. I'll see what I can do to get your glasses sorted.""Thanks, I'll be waiting.""Of course you will. But just so you know, celebrity status doesn't bump you to the front of the line.""I wa