- #1
This one cracks me UP.Girlfriend is THIRSTY and while she definitely isn't the smartest, she's not dumb, completely oblivious, self-righteous, or mean. Sylvia is completely relatable, especially if you're kinda lazy, enjoy s*x, and kinda just skate through life like me. She KNOWS she's lazy and just wants to enjoy her life, and doesn't lie to herself about being lazy and a little selfish. The game makes Sylvia work, and while she's annoyed by it she also just rolls her eyes and goes "Well okay then, I guess this is what I've gotta do. Fine, whatever, let's get this handled." and that is something I can feel on such an intimate level.I see other reviewers complain about Sylvia's dirty mind and compare her to a teen age boy and I'll be honest - I am a grown *ss woman, and *I* sure af have those thoughts too. S*x is something most people enjoy regardless of gender (not looking at you, Aces. Y'all got your own things you enjoy more, and that's awesome too) and women can enjoy and want s*x just as much as men. Teen age girls are just as dumb and h**ny as the boys, they're just quieter about it. I'm REALLY enjoying this one! Sylvia is SUCH a goofy hornball and it's refreshing to see a FL like that.