Sorry, I'll stop bullying you - I meant no lasting harm to you or your thread(s), and my on-topic part of my post was longer than yours, tbf. If 80 threads in a dead section works for you, it works for me, too. I think it'd be better to have one general discussion thread in a dead section, with mass spoiler tags, but that's just me. I like my forums tidy.
I'd love to make a "real informative post", but that's rather diffucult when the story has barely advanced since the start. The characters panic, wander around, there's some light sexism spread around and no-one has a clue what the heck is going on. When the plot gets going in chapter 89, then I'll try... but until then, there's not much I can post about beyond expressing confusion and commenting on characters.
I'll give the "fire whirl" Wiki a read before starting volume five; cheers for the link. It amazes me no Hollywood film has been made about flaming tornadoes. We had 'Twister', so why not?
Edit: Just spotted my typo, after making it again and seeing you highlighted it. Grrr.