The Accidental Tamer

His name was Eric Leafe, a rather bland 19-year-old whose life hasn\'t been all that great. What with being kicked out of his apartment, being forced to move in with his overly affectionate older brother, and not to mention the money problems. With all that and college classes less than a week away, Eric believed he had enough on his plate to deal with.

Then his troublesome brother thought introducing him to video games was a good idea. Ignoring the fact that his knowledge of video games being completely nil. He must now learn to navigate this new world with \'Level ups\', \'Mobs\', \'Magic\', and Mayhem so he and his brother could try and bond.

Hopefully, with a little help from the Goddess of [Kolas], he\'ll figure out this video game nonsense soon enough.

\"People find this fun!?\" Eric screeched as a group of adorable squirrels chased him around.

\"Well normally the Player\'s kill the squirrels instead of running away but you know, you do you boo.\" Aurora replied with a shrug.

\"They have red eyes and they\'re foaming at the mouth!\" Eric yelled back. \"I ain\'t fighting these freaks of nature! Oh gods are those flaming acorns?!\"