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You know those days when your girlfriend breaks up with you, and you are brutally murdered by a werewolf only to be resurrected as a flesh eating monster, doomed to walk the earth until said werewolf dies? Cole is having one of those days.

After waking on a slab with a lumberjack-looking mortician named Terry stapling his chest back together, Cole is given a xerox pamphlet full of rules to follow and welcomed into the world of the undead. As he follows Terry through a nightly routine of monster management, Cole tries to find a sense of closure with his past relationship while also contending with zombies, trolls, vampires, gremlins, and the truth about his death.

If you enjoy monsters, break-up stories, revenge, absurdity, and the occasional pun, this might be the book you are looking for.