Pancakes and rubber dildos

This is your typical story of boy making pancakes, pancakes attract vampires, Pokémon, polar bears and a Gundam plus other factions to fight for said pancakes and the whole story culminates in a battle for world and universe supremacy. The normal stuff. Also appearences by penguins, the easter bunny, Winnie Pooh and a several other absurd things.

But that\'s just the first story of many. This seriers will consist of different one shots and to write these I need YOU. Leave a comment with a character/franchise you want to see used and/or (probably) bashed in the next one shot. I also accept snippets to write into my stories. The only requirement for your suggestion is this:

They have to be completely random! I don\'t want to see a boring Batman X Superman suggestion or the like.