Book 1: A certain magic kingdom

so..mm..this..kinda is a..like..um..story.. about \"likaaa yunno magic kingdom\". Yup that\'s right a magic kingdom like a real one, like yunno not in the real world but in this \'story\'

AHHH no no no wait wait wait the story is not about \"likaaa yunno magic kingdom\" but about somebody living in a magic kingdom yeah so that\'s probably it. Yup. You have to read it now.

oi you, shsh go away.

tsk..

*sweats*(hope the lector is still here)

HAH GOTCHA.

So, yeah not a really serious synopsis, but hey I\'m trying to make you laugh. I\'ll also try to make it \"serious\" at the same time(if I\'m not lazy).

Ale a certain human born in a certain magic kingdom is a magician. Observe the idiocies of the one we call the goofus doofus wizard.

2 chapters a week (hopefully) and a certain number of words per chapter.