Lin Yi has been a player in the dating scene for years, with breakup excuses ranging from, “Sorry, I have multiple personalities, and the one who loved you just disappeared,” to, “You’re a dragon and I’m a monkey—we clash, it’s choking me.” He always manages to walk away unscathed.
That is, until he picked up a “pure college boy” online to be his in-game partner. The guy had a great voice, terrible gaming skills, and was incredibly clingy—perfect for Lin Yi’s current craving for a change of pace.
On the day they were scheduled to meet, Lin Yi spotted the handsome, ethereal man by the coffee shop window. He rushed forward and planted a kiss squarely on the other’s cheek. “Babe, have you been waiting long?”
Shen Beidao, the youngest professor at A University, an academic prodigy, and thirty years old without ever having dated, had no concept of “accidents” in his life. That day, he was simply waiting for a collaborator who had stood him up. Instead, he was precisely “assaulted” by a passionate little fox.
Looking at the beautiful boy with the cunning smile and sparkling eyes, Professor Shen adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses, suppressing the dark currents surging beneath his gaze. This accident, he decided, seemed rather nice. And so, the meticulous Professor Shen calmly accepted the “boyfriend” who had fallen from the sky.
Lin Yi expected his online relationship to be a pure college student who was clingy and obediently called him “Gege.” The reality was an academic titan, reserved in his suit, who spent his nights listening to the seductive voice messages Lin Yi sent, silently saving and collecting them. In one message, Lin Yi, unaware of the danger, teased, “Babe, your voice is so nice, your waist must be really flexible, right?” After a moment of silence, the other man replied with a low, husky “Mm.”
The truth was revealed during A University’s centennial celebration, when Lin Yi was dragged along by a friend to see the sights. Standing on the stage, dressed in a custom suit, cold and distinguished, giving an academic report in fluent German, was the very man Lin Yi had been pressing onto the sofa, the one he had coaxed into calling him “Babe” in voice chats—his 66th online dating target!
Lin Yi thought: I’m finished! Karma has arrived! He thought he was hooking a puppy, but he caught a wolf disguised as a dog.
Lin Yi was “invited” to Professor Shen’s office for a “talk.” The door was locked, trapping him between the bookshelf and the man’s warm chest. Shen Beidao slowly played the recording from the previous night. “Didn’t you want to teach me what adults do?” The man forcefully pressed between Lin Yi’s knees. “Teacher Lin, can class begin now?”
Raw Novel Name: 野系校草被教授撿回家
