Yan Xingli obediently prepares to leave.
He’s barely finished reading his contract termination agreement when a little brat appears in his house.
The little brat’s entrance is incredibly dramatic—he crashes into the house in a spaceship through the window, almost scaring Yan Xingli to death.
The three-headed child, with bright eyes, hugs Yan Xingli’s leg and shouts, “Grandpa, Yu Yu is here to protect you!”
Yan Xingli: “…Huh?” The little girl Qi Youyu, who arrived at Grandpa’s side in a time-travel spaceship, is a little scientist, proficient in all sorts of ‘inventions’.
Yan Xingli’s score of 30 on his college entrance exam in English is exposed, leading to widespread ridicule as a good-for-nothing. Qi Youyu counters by inventing a language bracelet.
Wearing the bracelet, Yan Xingli speaks fluent, authentic London English and engages in a passionate verbal battle with the hater Liu Zi, leaving netizens dumbfounded.
The reality show “My Little One” premiered, and haters were all geared up for their attacks. But as they watched, the tone gradually shifted.
“Wait, what’s that toy car? Why does it transform? Holy crap… it flew!!”
“No way, that deep cut just disappeared like that? What new drug is so amazing? Manufacturer, come out and claim it!”
“Memory bread? You’re kidding me! If it really worked, I’d eat a keyboard upside down!”
A week later: “Waaah, I’ve finished eating the keyboard! Can I get a link to the bread? Please QAQ” The academically challenged Yan Xingli and the child prodigy Qi Youyu were unaware that their small invention had caused such a stir.
Until Yan Xingli’s birthday, the three-year-old pulled out a box of all-purpose capsules in the live stream.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Three loud bangs, and a luxury car, a spaceship, and a small house appeared out of thin air on the flat grass.
This caused a huge uproar online; the entire internet was in an uproar, the national team intervened, and the show was forced to stop.
Inside the secret base, the cries of a human child were deafening.
“Fish doesn’t want to go to class, she wants to eat cake!”
“And fried chicken and cola!”
The accompanying soldiers: “…” Help! They didn’t say anything about comforting a child when they came.
Weren’t they supposed to be protecting a national treasure-level scientist?
Next up is the novel “The Miao Child is Three and a Half Years Old,” with the following synopsis: On the eve of her university graduation, Song Duoyi suddenly found herself with a three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Song Baobei.
The child, dressed in gorgeous Miao clothing, adorned with gold and silver, immediately hugged her and called her “Mommy,” claiming to be from the future.
Song Duoyi: “…” Oh no, she’d been staying up all night and was hallucinating.
After confirming she wasn’t hallucinating, even a second later, she’d lose if she delayed taking the child to the police station.
She did take the child there, but the paternity test results were like a bolt from the blue for Song Duoyi.
Holding the report, Song Duoyi spent several days in a daze. After checking her bank account balance, she resolutely took her child to identify the father. * “Hello, I’m your baby, my name is Song Baobei.”
Lu Xichuan: …
Song Baobei, pulling the petrified Song Duoyi along, happily said, “This is my mom, your precious wife.”
Lu Xichuan was silent. Have pickup lines evolved to this level now?
Song Duoyi never expected that the child’s father would be the top student and campus heartthrob from the neighboring A University.
Song Duoyi would never have imagined that this campus heartthrob was actually a Miao shaman!
Song Duoyi couldn’t imagine Lu Xichuan performing a shamanistic ritual—
Just as she couldn’t understand why Song Baobei could pull out a giant spider to play with anytime, anywhere.
