{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsunderes and Yanderes, this might not be your cup of tea, and the main character is an asshole.}
Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—serious trouble. After making one too many bad choices and engaging in a lot of theft, he has half the world out to get him. Just when things seem hopeless, a mysterious transparent blue woman appears, claiming she's an AI from the future sent to prevent the world from falling apart. Her solution? Bane must let his current body die so he can be reborn in a game world, ten years before its official launch.
When Bane wakes up in the game, he finds himself in the body of a 5-year-old but retains all his memories. He's stranded on an island centered around the Village of Heroes. Here, Bane begins mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some unconventional practices like witchcraft and cultivation, all to prepare for the challenges of Dominion Online.
Things become even more chaotic when Bane encounters a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. Before he can figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! Now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the worlds from the formidable Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she were the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up attracting a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.
It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.
