Jiang Xianian closed her eyes and opened them to find she had transmigrated into a newborn young lady of a Marquis Manor. Jiang Xianian was delighted: No more slaving away like an overworked beast! From now on, I can lie flat in luxury and be a happy salted fish!
But the gossip-eating system told her several pieces of bad news:
Bad News #1: She is the true heiress in a True and False Heiress story. She’s about to be swapped with the false heiress and will be tortured like a slave by the false heiress’s family!
Bad News #2: Ten years later, the Marquis Manor will have its assets seized and its members exiled. The false heiress will take the opportunity to switch back with her. As the daughter of a criminal, she will have to suffer the hardships of exile again!
Bad News #3: Twenty years later, the northern Jing Country will march south. The entire Xing Country will be crushed under iron hooves. All people of Xing will become slaves of a fallen nation, enslaved, bullied, and even arbitrarily killed by the people of Jing… As a descendant of Marquis Weiyuan, whom the people of Jing hate and fear the most, she will fall into their hands, endure torture, suffer a miserable death, and her body will be desecrated and fed to dogs!
It turns out this is a screwed-up romance novel about the false heiress and a prince! And she is the true heiress, destined to be cannon fodder!
Having arrived at this turning point in her fate but unable to move, bundled in swaddling clothes, Jiang Xianian let out a sharp shriek: 【Dear father, dear mother, save me! The wet nurse is about to take me away to be abused, ahhh—】
The Jiang family froze in unison: What?! My daughter/My sister!
The wet nurse, who had almost succeeded, was intercepted on the spot. After being cradled in her mother’s arms, a shaken Jiang Xianian continued to munch on her gossip: 【Huh? The swap wasn’t the wet nurse’s own idea?】
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To calm her little daughter’s nerves, Madam Jiang took her to a temple to pray for blessings.
The moment Jiang Xianian arrived, she realized something was wrong:
【This place sounds so familiar! Of course, isn’t this the place where Eldest Sister was set up and later forced to marry that scumbag from the Duke’s manor?!】
【Heavens, he’s even more vicious than I thought! Hiss—he even beat his half-siblings to death and covered it up by claiming they died young! No wonder Eldest Sister was nearly beaten to death by domestic abuse in the original story!】
【Later, when the Marquis Manor’s assets were seized, Eldest Sister was divorced by the Duke’s manor on the grounds of being childless. She ended up freezing and starving to death on the streets. How tragic! I really want to drag out the person who set my sister up and tear them limb from limb!】
Madam Jiang and the eldest Miss Jiang were horrified: !!!
And so, while Jiang Xianian was trying hard to figure out how to stop her eldest sister from meeting the scumbag, Madam Jiang had already ordered the bribed maid to be captured, preparing to send her to the Duke’s manor to be held accountable.
Jiang Xianian was once again amazed. 【My goodness, this temple, is it a place like the White Horse Club, or is it a spy agency?! Its range of services is too broad!】
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When the Crown Prince came to visit, he couldn’t resist picking up the jade-like ball that was Jiang Xianian. In her excitement, Jiang Xianian peed on him, and the Crown Prince heard a baby’s voice:
【Wow! Is this the white moonlight-like Crown Prince from the book? His literary and martial skills are top-notch, he’s tall, and handsome… Seeing him in person makes the book’s description seem so dry! It doesn’t even capture a tenth of the real thing!】
【What a pity. Such a great Crown Prince ended up dying a sudden, violent death. The male lead, just by bearing a thirty percent resemblance to him, continuously gained the favor of the court officials and the emperor, eventually ascending the throne. An imitation is an imitation, after all. In the end, he really did shatter the mountains and rivers of Xing Country, leaving the land filled with wailing and the common people mired in deep suffering for decades!】
【Sob… To avoid the Marquis Manor’s assets being seized and our heads being chopped off, and to avoid being exiled and tortured to death by the people of Jing myself, the best way should be to save this white moonlight Crown Prince’s life and let him become the emperor to save us from this fiery pit, right?】
The Crown Prince & the Jiang family were shocked: !!!
Thus, the Crown Prince started visiting Jiang Xianian every few days to hold the baby, even adopting her as his sworn sister!
Finally, one day, he heard Jiang Xianian’s heartbroken cry: 【My white moonlight Crown Prince died so carelessly? This damn plot is deliberately paving the way for the male lead, isn’t it?!】
By the time Jiang Xianian grew up, she suddenly discovered that the original plot was completely unrecognizable. The male lead had gone from a pitiful wretch to a simpleton. The Crown Prince who was supposed to die violently had successfully married, had children, served as regent, and became emperor. The Marquis Manor, which was supposed to have its assets seized, had become a prestigious family with two dukedoms. The Jing Country had vanished into the river of history, and the former people of Jing had sincerely submitted under a benevolent government. From then on, Xing Country prospered, and the world was at peace!
Jiang Xianian: 【Hahaha… I can finally lie flat with peace of mind! I’m going to travel across all the mountains, rivers, and seas!】
A certain handsome tag-along: Niannian, take me with you! I’ll pay for everything, give you foot rubs, and shoulder massages! I’m your most loyal nanny!
The tag-along’s emperor brother covered his face: I can’t bear to watch this…
Pre-reading Reminders:
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The plot takes wild, rather flamboyant turns~
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All settings and other elements serve the plot and do not follow a realistic route~
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The titles of nobility, official positions, enfeoffments, customs, habits, etc., in the novel are a mix from different dynasties. Please do not reference history~
