Song Nongzhi is handsome, a top Alpha, and possesses three dormant cheat abilities. He always knew he was the Long Aotian protagonist of a novel, destined to reach the peak of life after enduring some minor setbacks, surrounded by countless admirers.
On his nineteenth birthday, his long-delayed system finally arrived. Seeing Song Nongzhi treating his followers like close brothers, the System chirped: “Wow, baby, you maxed out the affection points of all your husbands so quickly!” Song Nongzhi was utterly confused.
The novel Song Nongzhi finds himself in is nothing like he imagined. He does reach the peak after setbacks, but those setbacks involve being [censored], and the so-called peak is being spoiled rotten by his husbands.
Learning that he would eventually be locked up by several black-hearted yanderes, Song Nongzhi protested: “Impossible! I have the Minion Collection Manual to protect me!” The System corrected him: “That cheat ability is actually called the Husband Collection Manual.”
Stunned, Song Nongzhi asked about his mind-control and hypnosis cheat. The System explained: “Your hypnosis ability can currently only perform ‘common sense modification.’ For example, if you open the door now, the first handsome stranger you meet will think the proper way to say hello is kissing, and the proper way to apologize is [censored].”
Doubting his life, he asked about the live stream cheat that broadcasts his cool, domineering daily life. “You don’t have enough points to check the comments yet. Once your level is higher, viewers can spend 500,000 coins to redeem your private services~” Tearfully, he insisted that the friends he attracted with his charisma must be real. The System hesitated: “Their gaze towards you might be… inappropriate?”
In a dark, silent basement, an unknown killer lurks outside. Song Nongzhi, mouth taped shut and covered in dust, tries to hide in a corner. His Common Sense Modification cheat activates: “Anyone who tries to kill you will believe they are your husband who you cheated on.”
A dangerous youth pushes open the heavy iron door, blocking Song Nongzhi’s escape route. Cold hair slips from his hood, and a gleaming knife tip touches Song Nongzhi. “Did you mark You Jianlan? Abandon him, and I’ll forgive you.”
Song Nongzhi could only reply: “Ah… thank you then.” The dream of being a Long Aotian protagonist seems to be drifting further and further away.
Raw Novel Name: 金手指是贈送老公
