My storybook

As name says here you can find stories that come and go like a traveling dreams and ideas. They shall be completely unrelated and in too wide area of ideas, topic, themes and quality. Heck some are just a refined written records of my dreams. Yet, the main focus shall be on comedy or adventure. All shall be safe for work.
My dreams do make a sense. But most time there is a time for the “good” or “exciting” part; I mostly wake up; and mostly my first reaction is “Damn it!”.
Also, the sheer amount of stories that was already appear/crafted in my mind will give out for a loot of books. Sadly I am not the master of story teller I shall probably be, to put them on words, picture or other storytelling method.