"Long ago back when the realm of sadarof was united the kingdoms of the humans, the dwarves, and the elves. The humans ruled the kingdom of Astof. While the humans worked and slept the kingdom of Wakua the elves advanced upon their land. The humans had a secret weapon they had the Dwarves make in their stronghold Tehaod. Until the ruler of Wakua, Daoran, began planning to take over the lands. They were ready to go to war but they would not be able to do it alone. They went to the evil wizard Sishap and asked him to grant the ruler of astof king Daoran immortality. The wizard was not as dumb as the king so the wizard put a curse on him. "For when the moment comes" said the wizard "you will not die." The foolish king believed Sishap, that led to the king's demise. For when the time came the king went into battle he did not die, but was wounded. The ruler of the dwarven kingdom of Wakua attacked the foolish king cutting his head off. The kings body fell but the head of the foolish king was still alive." (3000 years later) "What a boring story" said our hero "Hey I wasn't done speaking" said the severed talking head. "Too bad I'm tired it's getting dark if we don't sleep now we won't make it to shakshuka or whatever it's called" said our hero. "It's pronounced shankakana" corrected the head. "Yeah, yeah whatever just go to sleep" said the hero annoyingly.
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