1.
Ruan Dai, like all the cliché second female leads in dog-blood* romance novels, fell madly in love with the most handsome and richest guy in class — Zhou Yao.
She disguised herself as a delicate little white flower and chased after him for a year, showering him with all kinds of expensive gifts.
Zhou Yao, noble and arrogant, saw her as a joke. He sneered in disdain and never once looked her in the eye.
Later, Ruan Dai got into a car accident. When she woke up, she had selective amnesia. She remembered everyone — except Zhou Yao.
Her best friend told her everything about how she used to chase him.
Ruan Dai couldn’t believe it:
“You sure you’re talking about me? That’s stupid and pathetic. If I had that much time, I’d rather focus on studying. Way more useful than wasting it on some dog-man.”
2.
From then on, Ruan Dai seemed like a whole new person. Not only did she stop pestering Zhou Yao, she threw herself into her studies with everything she had.
Zhou Yao was convinced she was playing hard to get.
He lazily bet with his friends:
“Just wait. She’ll crack in three days.”
But a week passed, and Ruan Dai didn’t spare him a glance. She was completely swamped:
Going to the library with the class president who had secretly liked her for ages,
Chasing after the handsome new teacher to ask academic questions,
Hanging out constantly with the top student in the grade — even going home together that same day.
Zhou Yao’s face got darker by the day.
Just when he was about to lose it, he saw Ruan Dai walking toward him from a distance.
In a soft voice, she said:
“Zhou Yao, can I ask you a favor?”
Zhou Yao thought, Knew it. She’s finally dropping the act.
He curved his lips and replied leisurely:
“What is it?”
“Could you return the limited-edition sneakers, Cartier watch, and Hermès wallet I gave you?”
Ruan Dai’s heart bled every time she remembered how much luxury she had thrown away on him.
“Money’s tight right now.”
Zhou Yao: ……
#HurtingHerFeltGoodAtTheTime, NowIt’sChasingWifeCrematorium#
#Woman, You’veSuccessfullyCaughtMyAttention#
#MoveAlong, LetMeBeBeautifulInPeaceThanks#
Tags: #ChasingWifeIsLikeACrematorium# / #Amnesia# / #FakeWhiteLotusXF*ckboy#
Content Tags:
Wealthy Families, Golden Boy, Face-Slapping, Light-hearted, Amnesia
Main POV:
Ruan Dai, Zhou Yao
One-line Summary:
Chasing his wife became a living hell.
Theme:
Transform yourself and embrace life.
Footnote:
*Dog-blood (狗血 – gou xue): A term used in Chinese internet slang to describe overly dramatic, cliché, or melodramatic plots, especially in romance fiction or TV dramas.
