A magical girl? Me? No way!
I’m a real man of iron and blood, I’ve fought with live ammunition, I’m a decorated soldier who defended against beast invasions—
And now you want me to turn into some adorable, sweet magical girl? Are you kidding me!?
Wait, what did you say? I’m S-Class!? My identity can be kept secret? The benefits are even better than being in the army?
Uh… I might need to think about this.
Actually… when I was little…


