[Daily updates at midnight, occasional extra chapters. Description archived on Weibo @Don’t Pinch Me Anymore, Qiu Qiu on 2024.2.13. Main story completed, side stories ongoing.]
My name is Lilia, an orphan from Meteor Street. I had nothing since childhood, but that’s okay. My Nen ability is [Inheriting Wealth Through Tears]. As long as I make someone willingly marry me, once they die, I can inherit everything they owned.
Connections, abilities, wealth… I completely replace them.
To achieve this, I hide the fact that my grip strength surpasses a gorilla’s and that I can knock out old geezers with one punch. I quietly play the part of a safe, harmless, love-struck little wife, specializing in perfect end-of-life care. Then, shortly after, I appear at my darlings’ funerals, silently wiping away tears and mourning the love that died before it ever began.
I had accumulated a few old geezers, finally played my part well enough to send them off and reap a big harvest, when disaster struck—I got transported to another world.
Arriving in this bizarre-looking place, my millionaire status reset to zero, I had no choice but to tearfully return to work.
Let me see, where are the most suitable old-timers for me… Huh? What!?
An invisible top billionaire over 130 years old, on a respirator, with his own massive organization and influence?
A mafia boss lying sick in bed, struggling to breathe, looking like he’ll kick the bucket any second?
A man hailed as the world’s strongest in his twilight years, on a respirator, commanding a 50,000-strong pirate crew, one of the world’s four major powers?
—Have my destined soulmates appeared?!
Genuine Black Widow · Disguised as a Devoted Wife · Professional Fortune Hunter · Lilia: What old-timers?! From today onward, these are my dear, dear darlings! No one can snatch them from me!
Note: 1. Description archived on Weibo on 2024.2.13. Comedy-oriented, crack fic, featuring the female lead serenely wreaking havoc on everyone.
2. Please do not mention my work under others’ stories, or others’ works under mine.
Content Tags: Hunter, One Piece, Marriage, Bungo Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, Hilarious
Lilia ?? Detective Conan Crew Darlings Bungo Stray Dogs Crew One Piece Crew
One-sentence Synopsis: When will the old-timers drop their gold coins?
Theme: Let go of past regrets, focus on the present, and embrace the future.
