Just got rated today, and it’s bound to rise (another book in the same series has already hit 9.3)
(Hahahahaha, I laughed like an idiot while writing this)
(Super thrilling novel – the female lead fights with both words and actions + hilarious and crazy + plays with memes + lighthearted and laugh-out-loud funny + never internalizes stress but externalizes madness + male lead has the status of the main husband, the demeanor of a side piece, the antics of a courtesan, and the tactics of a mistress + double purity + marriage before love)
Su Yu Yan has transmigrated.
And this body has been dosed with a massive amount of Love Potion.
So, the moment she arrives, she must perform the Ritual of marriage with a man, or she’ll die. Adopting the mindset that others’ lives don’t matter—she must survive no matter what—she ends up with Prince Rui…
Scene 1:
Prince Rui pulls out a dagger and presses it to Su Yu Yan’s neck: “Take your hands off my Jade Belt! I’d rather die from the poison than be your antidote!”
Su Yu Yan: “Whether you live or die doesn’t matter—I’m surviving. Since you can’t resist, just close your eyes and enjoy it.”
Scene 2:
At first, Prince Rui’s thoughts: How dare she force herself on me?! I’d sooner marry a divorced woman with a child than this outrageous creature! Let’s see who would ever want such a thing!
Later, a certain prince, having long discarded his dignity, repeatedly confesses his love: “Yu Yan, the best decision I’ve ever made in my life was marrying you.”
Su Yu Yan: “Does your face hurt?”
Said prince: “Whether my face hurts or not doesn’t matter, as long as my heart doesn’t.”
For more hilarious face-slapping scenes, proceed to the main story.
The entire novel is seriously funny, with the female lead going full-blown crazy.
The male lead falls first and is a powerful, love-struck simp who spoils his wife.
