Everyone who Deceived Me Now Begging Me to Be A Human
Author: Little Cat Doesn’t Like to Meow
Synopsis:
Rong Ziyin was a genuine unlucky bastard.
Orphaned at a young age, surrounded by despicable relatives, he barely escaped his village to become a college student. Yet upon graduation, he was swindled by a so-called friend into taking on a 200,000 yuan debt.
With nowhere else to turn, he returned to his village to farm the land.
Mysteriously, his abysmal luck earned him compensation from the heavens—Heaven’s Voice: The first item you touch will determine your special ability. Follow the system’s guidance, and you’ll become a master in that field.
Rong Ziyin silently glanced at the sow about to give birth beside him: …
One minute later, Rong Ziyin realized his world had changed. Whatever it was, as long as it was related to agriculture or animal husbandry, the creature’s head would be filled with floating text of comment.
Sow: I’m about to give birth! Go learn how to sow postpartum care now!
Cow: Milking is way too indecent!
Worst of all were the supposedly new rice varieties in the paddies, all chanting in unison: “Entirely toxic! Eating us means death, hehehe.”
Rong Ziyin, on the verge of tears: I’m so screwed, QAQ.
Later, those who had once screwed over Rong Ziyin were even more tearful than him: I’m so screwed, QAQ! Please just be human!
1v1, Mainly Shou, Straightforward, open-hearted Shou vs. Flirty, Wild Sweetheart Gong.
Note: 1. This story is set in a fictional world!
Fictional setting!
Fictional setting!
Do not project real-world expectations!
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Views expressed in this story do not reflect the author’s personal views. The author is thin-skinned and neurotic—if you deliberately nitpick, I’ll unleash my ancestral meme arsenal on you.
2. Not industry-based fiction!
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Any industry-related content is purely fictional!
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Stop saying I didn’t emphasize this enough, sweeties~ Please open your big, beautiful eyes and look closely at the exclamation marks in my notes, okay?
