In the interstellar era, the apocalypse arrives and mutations sweep across the world. Those who survive the mutation gain supernatural abilities; those who don’t turn into zombies.
Bai Long, in her previous life, worked at a funeral home handling corpses. After a twist of fate, she transmigrates into the lowest class citizen on a garbage planet.
Low-class citizens are cheap lives. When the mutation spreads to the garbage planet, Bai Long is abandoned there to die.
However, she never expected that after a high fever, she would actually awaken an ability.
Looking at the weak, drooping snake tail behind her and the childish water stream shooting from her fingertips like a water gun, she falls into deep thought.
Bai Long: …So I’m the snake freak?
Although she has become stronger, her strength is still limited. In order to survive, Bai Long chooses to open a team-based survival challenge mode in the apocalypse.
Her teammates share two-thirds similarity with her.
She is a “snake freak,” and her teammates are all “mental cases.”
Each teammate is stranger than the last, but Bai Long doesn’t mind. After all, other people spend money to recruit teammates, while hers are free.
Everyone else thinks: Free teammates? What could they possibly be? Just dead weight.
First teammate: a blue-haired, pale-skinned beauty like a deep-sea spirit, but with severe split personality. Normally, she is intensely socially anxious and can’t even speak properly. On the battlefield, she instantly switches to a chuunibyou alter ego, shouting things like “Evil King’s Evil Eye! Dark Flame!”
Passersby: The zombies aren’t even here yet and our fighter has already socially collapsed…
Bai Long comforts her social anxiety side while soothing her chuunibyou side: “Good Evil King, be good. I want candied sweet potatoes tonight.”
The first teammate casually slices off a zombie dog head that was ambushing Bai Long, then obediently goes to make candied sweet potatoes.
Second teammate looks like a glamorous, wavy-haired beauty sister, but when she lifts her skirt, she’s even more exaggeratedly powerful than anyone.
Passersby: On the battlefield, men fight over her and suffer heavy losses before the battle even starts. The remaining ones discover their goddess is actually a man and cry themselves into heartbreak…
Beauty sister: “Darling, come to my room tonight~”
Bai Long, moved, hugs her tightly: “Great, I actually have lower back strain!”
On a short-lived night of spring, Bai Long lies on the bed with her eyes closed, enjoying the “fragrant massage” from the beauty sister.
Third teammate: a muscular, tough manly man, but he needs bedtime stories every night to fall asleep.
Passersby: Help! He climbs into beds at night without clothes! He’s a pervert! My group and I fled the battlefield overnight…
The muscular man punches the villain’s head off, then turns to Bai Long and acts cute: “Waaah, Bai-jie, bad guys are so scary!”
Bai Long calmly comforts him: “Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid! I’ll read Cinderella to you tonight.”
Everyone thought they were dead weight, but they turned out to be explosive firepower. Wherever Bai Long goes, victory follows.
At the Ability Users Tournament, a team stands out among seasoned elite groups. Their name is also strange: “The Good People Team.”
Passersby: Is that team here for comedy? Why is the leader a malnourished minor? Why does that person look like the Federation’s richest man? What is that chuunibyou terminal case? And why is there a crossdresser and an exhibitionist?!!!
Other contestants: Good People Team? Hmph, they probably haven’t been beaten by the apocalypse yet. Just here playing house.
Until Bai Long reveals her beast transformation and ability.
A hidden dragon glides through water and shadows; solemn dragon roars shake the heavens. A sacred ancient beast, thought to be extinct, rises and unleashes towering waves, instantly wiping out the other ability users.
Everyone: S-sorry for disturbing you… turns out we’re the ones playing house.
After the competition, Bai Long is interviewed about her background.
Bai Long: “I am the descendant of the dragon.”
Only then do people realize Bai Long is actually the true owner of the rising apocalypse base.
A renowned base ruler, with dragon horns emerging from his head, looks up in reverence: “Lady Bai Long is our only hope!”
Song Zhiheng is a simple-minded rich second generation—rich enough to crush billions of zombies with his family fortune.
He accidentally falls into the lower district, where he meets the person he is destined for.
Question: What should I do if the person I like only likes my money?
Song Zhiheng: “If she likes my money, that basically means she likes me! That’s practically mutual love! Bai Long liking me is the best thing ever!”
No one expected that Bai Long, together with this bizarre team, would eventually cut through all three tiers of the interstellar world and become the number one apocalypse team.
Later, legends spread across the star domain about an ability user team.
They are mysterious, extremely powerful, stepping on rampaging zombies, punching insane bosses, capable of anything from heaven to earth.
Their leader is especially feared, known as a madman of the apocalypse—an absolute nightmare no one dares provoke. Her subordinates are beings capable of destroying worlds with a single gesture.
Bai Long: “True strong people are always misunderstood.”
