The lazy grandmaster of the Qingyang Sect dies suddenly in the middle of the night and transmigrates into a vicious cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel.
The original owner of the body used some tricks to “get pregnant” and successfully marry into the overbearing CEO’s family, acting arrogant and domineering, and throwing his weight around thanks to his “pregnancy.”
Later, when his fake pregnancy was exposed, he was sent directly to a mental hospital and committed suicide a few days later.
Qi Yuqiu, who transmigrated over, thought: Are games not fun to play? Are snacks not delicious to eat?
Fighting for resources? Suppressing the protagonist shou? Clinging to the protagonist gong?
It’s too tiring. Better to rely on the Ancestral Craft to earn a little money and then just be a lazy bum.
And so, the overbearing CEO who came home with a cold face saw his “wife,” who usually spent all day fawning over him, lying on the sofa with his phone. Upon seeing him return, he gave him a perfunctory glance, then perfunctorily brought over a bowl of boiled cabbage in plain water.
And perfunctorily bent a silver spoon by accident.
His “wife” held up the spoon and explained, “Getting stronger is a normal symptom of pregnancy.”
The overbearing CEO: …Right, I’ll believe whatever you say.
The Grandmaster: Clever as I am, I didn’t break character today either. √
Netizens discovered that the universally despised Qi Yuqiu, who used to ride on the coattails of popular celebrities and cling to the Film Emperor, had undergone a bizarre change in style.
He stopped clout-chasing and creating hype, and started telling people’s fortunes instead!
The bizarrely-styled Qi Yuqiu became a hot commodity. The Film Emperor and popular celebrities were scrambling to be his friend, and even a business tycoon came out to cozy up to him.
The business tycoon, a.k.a. the cozying-up overbearing CEO: This is really my wife.
Later…
Netizens cried and begged to call him “daddy.”
The overbearing CEO’s disbelieving friend stepped up to provoke him.
Qi Yuqiu crushed a wine bottle: What did you say?
The overbearing CEO’s friend: …
