[Inner Thoughts, Group Favorite, No CP, Transmigration, Non-Stereotypical Royal Family, Slacking Off] Ji Yingying transmigrated into the Tianyou Dynasty, into the family of a minor ninth-rank official. With loving parents and harmonious brothers, she originally lived a blissful life of slacking off and eating melons. Who would have thought that at the age of ten, a man covered in blood would appear in her house? After unintentionally hearing her Inner Thoughts, he actually wanted her to go to work. No, absolutely not, she still wanted to slack off!
[The Crown Prince has been poisoned?] Crown Prince: …Guards, go and seize the person who poisoned me. They will be buried with me!
[What? The Emperor is so poor that even his underpants have a hole in them? But it’s fine, the dynasty will be overthrown soon anyway. Then he won’t even need to wear underpants.] The furious Emperor clutched his rear, terrified she would expose an even bigger melon.
[Well, I’ll be! The current Grand Tutor is actually a traitor selling out the country! His storehouses are filled with gold, silver, and jewels. Hehe! I’m going to raid his home and make a fortune.] Grand Tutor: … Emperor: Let me do it! My national treasury will be replenished!
[General Chang is such a good man. What a pity! He wears one green hat after another, and in the end, he’s murdered!] General Chang: …I’m going home to catch the adulterers. Saving my life is what matters!
Ever since the imperial court gained a Melon Lord like Ji Yingying, they have been joyfully eating melons during the daily court sessions. However, they also have to tighten their belts and keep their heads down, terrified of having their homes raided and their heads chopped off.
