Her Phone Became Sentient!
This was the conclusion Zhong Yao reached after finishing her CET-6 English exam. Yesterday, she had seen a CET-6 passing strategy on her phone, and today’s exam questions matched it perfectly!
Everyone else was complaining that this year’s questions were insane, but Zhong Yao was lost in thought: if she scored full marks on CET-6, would the police come and arrest her?
She hurriedly opened YuYin to check the video, only to find the headline had changed to: June 12, Gas Explosion at a BBQ Restaurant in Donghu New Town…
Damn! Today is only June 11!
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A new account suddenly appeared on YuYin, posting nothing but “future predictions.”
It said: In three hours, Chuan City, Changming Street will experience a torrential downpour. Remember to bring an umbrella if you go out.
Everyone: Stop messing around! The Meteorological Bureau said there’s only a 10% chance of rain. You’re a charlatan trying to grab attention! But three hours later, the heavy rain came exactly as predicted.
Zhong Yao thought: Could it be that the 10% refers to the area, not the probability of rain?
It said: In the afternoon, the southwest part of Ling City will see hail. Take precautions. Everyone: This is ridiculous! If you want views, at least check the timing, hail in the hottest part of midsummer afternoon? That afternoon, those waiting to see it fail got pelted with hailstones.
Zhong Yao: Could it be that hail occurs where cold and warm air meet, or even in the middle of summer?
Those whose faces were swollen from the hail became fervent fans of the account, urging all their relatives to follow it.
Zhong Yao quickly clarified: For detailed weather forecasts, please follow the Central Meteorological Bureau. I’m just an ordinary citizen sharing fun meteorology facts.
She didn’t expect that a police officer she had casually helped would disapprove of her obsession with predictions, wanting her to see reason: Even in the new era, young people must still uphold the banner of science!
