Liu He has been in an online relationship with his boyfriend for a year. His boyfriend is very busy, and only at night can he spare the time to call, letting Liu He hear his voice from the other end.
In order to help out a brother in an emergency, Liu He lent out half of his living expenses for the month. With the remaining money, he really couldn’t make it to the end of the month. So, he borrowed a few hundred from his online boyfriend, promising he would pay him back next month.
In the end, his boyfriend enabled Intimate Pay¹ for him.
The following month, right after receiving his living expenses, Liu He promptly paid the money back. But when shopping, he forgot that his default payment method was still set to Intimate Pay.
【187 Boyfriend: Lace, maid outfit, cat ears—three pieces of clothing cost just over a hundred. Can the quality really be any good at that price?】
【187 Boyfriend: Who exactly are you planning on wearing these for?】
【fon: !!】
【fon: How did you know?】
【187 Boyfriend: You used Intimate Pay :）】
Later, his boyfriend grew busier and busier—no replies to his messages, no answers to his calls. Liu He began to suspect that he had fallen for someone else.
A brother gave him advice: “Didn’t he set up Intimate Pay for you? Buy a little toy and see how he reacts.”
Liu He: ?!
The brother’s trick was vicious, but it worked.
The toy Liu He casually bought to provoke his boyfriend ended up being used on himself. He couldn’t even get out of bed, and had to take several days off in a row.
Yun Jingqiu was the youngest actor ever crowned with the title of Film Emperor. Every time reporters asked him about his intimate relationships, he always said: “I already have someone. I must be responsible to him, and I will never mess around outside.”
He also said: “My partner and I are very close. He’s adorable, and he’s my favorite person.”
And he said: “At the time when I was most in danger, it was he who saved me, he who never despised me for being weak, he who always supported me. Only because of him do I have the success I enjoy today.”
Everyone was touched by their godlike romance, and everyone wanted to know who this person Yun Jingqiu had been protecting so carefully really was.
No one expected that the “partner” he spoke of was in fact an online lover. The “dangerous moment” he mentioned in interviews was actually a time when he was surrounded and attacked in a game, and his online lover had stood tall, slaughtering all the enemies in his defense.
Mini Theater
Liu He: “My boyfriend’s birthday is April 19th. In English, 419 is pronounced like ‘for one night.’ If I change my WeChat ID to fon, isn’t that too obvious?”
Brother: “What are you trying to do, apply to the intelligence bureau?”
Reading Guide:
- Intimate Pay (亲密付) – a real feature in Chinese e-payment systems (like Alipay), allowing one person to directly authorize another to spend from their account, often used between couples or close friends.
