Zombie System

Jake was walking across the street when he saw a 100 dollar bill. He bent over to get it but he notices that something really bright like a headlight behind him, but then the 100 dollar bill almost flew away.'you are not getting away from me.'He bent over to get it, but then something hard rammed him from behind and he died....In a dark place, Jake woke up.[System preparing for download][preparation 40%][preparation 90%][preparation complete][Downloading System]...[Downloading complete][Welcome to zombie system, host]'Can you call me something else, like Jake?' Jake asks.[Yes Jake]