Maureen and her like minded friends and colleagues are quirky enough without magic. Or maybe it's magic that made them so quirky.
Either way, this witch has three goals in life and none of them involve her estranged husband or his not so secret love for the queen.
Oh, and there are players logging in and out on a daily basis too. They make good customers and errand boys as long as they don't start hunting her adorable little goblin friends.
