I am homesick. And I am bored to death.
I want to tell you a story.
This story is not from the old world, the one that you have left in ruins.
No. This is the first time I am telling a story, and I don't want to tell you one that ends with a ruined planet.
Maybe I will tell you those stories someday.
But not today.
Today, I will tell you a story of another world; a faraway land.
A land where there is still time.
But where do I start?
The discovery that gave people a second chance?
The thousand years long journey?
The seeding of a new planet?
I have seen it all, and those were exciting times.
There are so many stories to tell, and story within stories.
I'll just pick one I like.
Let me tell you the story of a kid.
[May contain strong words, and sexual reference]
