The Joyfully Disastrous Daily Life of Yukio Kuboshi

Serious Senpai: [Ahem, mic test 1-2-3, are we set?] A.S.: [Yup] Serious Senpai: [Breaking news on S.S Channel: Three drunk salarymen wearing shorts were caught on CCTV at Nara Park fighting a reindeer high on cocaine, while a homeless crackhead also played the trumpet at the scene in question. The witness describe the music played by the homeless addict in 3 words, they confidently declared that it was "Fire as F*ck"] A.S.: [Wrong script moron. That's page 23, the one you're supposed to read is page 46] Serious Senpai: ["*Flips the page* Oops, sorry about that mistake. Also, you should have separated the script for the news and the synopsis! *COUGH* but anyway, with that out of the way, Synopsis time!!!!"] Serious Senpai: [This story you are about to witness my dear readers will follow the everyday life of a lovely japanese boy named Yukio Kuboshi as he lives his life to the fullest in this wonderful(horrible)world. Along with his ragtag circle of friends and a twin sister who is a menace to society itself and the world at large] Serious Senpai:[So, stay tuned as you will probably be bored reading this stupid story written by an edgelord/braindead online gooner who just decided to create a reality where his disgusting dreams and ideas come to lif— Oi, I'm only joking! Don't suddenly grab my nec— GIHAHHHHHH!] A.S.: [Sorry folks, but I think my dear slave is getting way too comfortable on sh*t talking me~~] Serious Senpai: [You're not even hiding it anymore!! You're straight-up calling me your slave—BUHEEEE] A.S.:[I think it's already time for your usual disciplinary lesson] **********B̵E̶E̸E̷E̵E̵E̴E̷P̸P̴P̶P̷P̵******* Emanator of Direction: [Apologies for the sudden interruption my dear readers, but I will be stating the disclaimer myself as the substitute instead of Senpai, who is unfortunately currently undergoing treatment at a mental health facility right now] Emanator of Direction: [Disclaimer: All characters from various anime, manga, and light novels featured in this fanfic are not owned by the creator, SanityIs_Overrated, and belong to their original authors and creators] Emanator of Direction: [Additionally, the title cover is not owned by SanityIs_Overrated, and proper credit will be given to its respective creator/artist. *page flip* Now that I'm done, show me the way to Penacony already, for pete's sake. You're using me as one of your errand girls just because I accidentally got lost in your dimension after killing that… who was it again? Ah yes! Duke infection!]